SUNY Albany has been doing some interesting research about the the “natural healing powers” of jizz.

In recent studies, they discovered:

“Semen is known to contain such ‘mood-altering chemicals’ as estrone and oxytocin, which elevate mood; cortisol, which promotes affection; serotonin, which acts as an antidepressant; and melatonin, which induces sleep,” say the researchers.

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What you’re saying is if I have an INTAKE of man jizz, I’ll show more love, be more happy, and get more R&R?

Is this something you’re suppose to swallow? If so……………..