Does My Blackness Offend You?
And why’ll you’re at it, kiss my natural black ass while it offends you so.
During the Trayvon Martin case, I thought I had to a pretty nice clean sweep of all the people (namely my pigment-impaired “friends”) on my Facebook that took the injustice as a joke.
Clearly, I missed a few which became evident last week when I posted my dismay of the Zimmerman vs. DMX fight.
One guy, who I DID consider a long time friend felt it necessary to point out how this fight wasn’t that big of deal, how it was fake, how it’s done on purpose because it was announced during black history month, yadda yadda yadda.
Then, on his page, feels it necessary to post this case about the black woman, Mona Yvette Wilson, who killed 12 year old Jonathan Foster with a blow torch in Texas back in 2010.
His reasoning for posting?
Because the media wants to pick and choose what to show when race is involved.
Oh wait, there’s more.
"I’ll Just Stick The Tip In"….. Don’t Fall For Those Lies
Ladies who’ve lived.
You ALREADY know.
Young ladies who don’t know what it is yet…..pay attention.
This is one line from a man that is one of THE BIGGEST lies on the planet.
Don’t believe the shit.
"I’ll Just Stick The Tip In," is a bold faced lie, so unless you plan on actually getting FUCKED, and your "stop playin boy" gestures are just a game you like to play………WALK AWAY NOW.
Do not believe that lie.
Cause only one thing can come away from a “stick the tip in” type of move…….it feels too good to stop.
So ladies…..please don’t believe the hype.
There is NO TRUTH to this statement whatsoever.
NO TRUTH TO IT.
The minute that one-eyed monster makes a beeline for your pearly gates of that good GUSHY GUSHY……it’s a wrap.
I’ve never known a woman (HELL….or man) live to tell the tale that they just “stuck the tip in” and lived to talk about it.
It’s about as real as seeing one of these………..
Love Me When You’re Ready
Not when you’re lonely.
I’m not stupid, I can tell the difference. And though I might try hard to ignore it, it eats at me.
I’m a person.
Don’t use me.
I need honesty more than I need than a person here just for the season.
Calling A Black Woman “Bitter” Is Just Plain Lazy…….
So yesterday a friend of mine posted this “relationship” meme that read…
SPOIL YOUR MAN
Fuck this new aged shit. If he’s hungry, feed him. House a mess, clean it. Clothes dirty, wash them. His pockets empty, be thinkin how to fill them. If he’s ill, medicate him. Had a rough day, rub his back…give him so good head! He’s stressed, STFU & let him be and pray for him. There’s nothing wrong with catering to your man. Don’t let these New Aged bitter, NO MAN having broads tell you Otherwise…..
Smash or Pass: Zachary Malone
(~MEN ONLY~ To be considered….please email a brief description with age, location, interesting facts about yourself and where we can reach you on social media to email@example.com)
Meet Mr. Malone residing in the D.M.V. area!!!!!
He’s from Maryland, parents from Bolivia and he’s 26 years of age.
Zachary is graduate of Catholic University of America and currently in the process of earning a dual masters in Information Assurance and Cyber Security Policy from UMUC in Maryland (For personal reasons….FUCK that school).
He’s an avid gym-goer (and TRUST it looks like it’s been doing his bawdy QUITE well), outdoorsie kind of guy, and he’s having a love affair with DC and her sports teams.
Ladies…..HE HAS CAREER.
Zachary works for a PR firm as THE HEAD of IT in their DC office.
May I present to you all, Mr. Zachary Shane Malone!
Zachary’s Instagram HERE
Now for the million dollar question……….
Would you SMASH or PASS?????
"You’re Too Picky"……Well Fuck You Then………
How many times have your attached friends told you that you’re too picky?
That you’re being too “forward”.
Or, you’re not showing that you’re available or vulnerable enough?
How many times have they told you that you’re too harsh, meanwhile they haven’t been on a honest to goodness date in 2013/14 to know all the fuckery that’s going on out there.
Your friends don’t know shit.
Smash or Pass: Tim Stewart
I used to do these in 2012 I think.
Now I’m bringing it back again ladies!!!!!
Each week, I’ll check my email and pick out a lucky bachelor to be featured. Email to firstname.lastname@example.org with a picture, short bio, and the links to where we can find the bachelor.
I present to you, Tim Stewart!
He’ll be 30 soon and has TWO JOBS!
He’s a government worker and also works part-time at a hair salon (don’t judge….that’s actually quite smart).
Tim is a writer by trade and currently in pre-production of his first short film.
He is an art, music, fashion, interior design, photography, movie and literary lover,……a quintessential gentleman.
How to describe Tim at best?
"A Mix Between Billy Dee Williams, Zack Morris From Saved By The Bell, Flavor Flav, and Pacee From Dawsons Creek…"
You can find him here:
Ladies, would you SMASH IT or PASS IT????